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Jan 21, 2016

A surgeon has now successfully transplanted a head from monkey #1 to the body of monkey #2.

This brings up the obvious question that seemingly no one else is asking: What happened to monkey body #1 and monkey head #2?

Answer: They were killed, of course!

And now they want to do this with humans.

So they'll take the head off human #1 (the PATIENT) and transplant it onto the body of human #2 (the DONOR).

So what happens to the head of human #2, the donor? Hmmm...

No doubt medical transplant surgeons will soon be looking for lots of new donors who can be convinced to have their heads cut off. It's easier than you think: just tell them they're halting global warming, and they'll do anything!

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