SATIRE: Not content with just beating its own customers on airplanes, United Airlines is now launching a car rental chain and a hotel chain where customers can also experience personal violence for reduced prices.
If you've ever wanted to walk into a hotel room you paid for and then be assaulted by a gang of violent thugs who beat you with lamps and steal your wallet, United Airlines is your ticket!
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Here's the hilarious (but true) story of how I used a blow dryer to save a freezing baby donkey named Hosanna.
And after she was warm and dry, I had to scream "HEE-HAW!" to her crazy mother who was running in circles trying to find her (even though she was right there!).
True story about life on the Health Ranger's ranch in Texas...
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