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Mar 14, 2016

In this video, Mike Adams (the Health Ranger), lab science director of, explains how to identify and troubleshoot polyatomic interferences with ISTD masses.

This video covers the use of Virtual Internal Standards inside Agilent MassHunter software, and it explains how to remap analytes to other references masses that might be more stable.

Mike Adams is author of Food Forensics ( and has thousands of hours of experience on ICP-MS instrumentation. He is widely considered an authority of food testing for heavy metals.

Mar 14, 2016

In this ICP-MS troubleshooting video, Mike Adams (the "Health Ranger"), founder of and author of Food Forensics ( explains how to diagnose Pulse / Analog calibration problems and fix them.

If your resulting concentration reporting seems accurate at high ranges but is off at low ranges, you have a "pulse" tuning problem! Here's how to double check and resolve this problem.

Mike Adams is one of the world's leading food scientists and has pioneered the development of dietary formulas that block heavy metals and radioactive Cesium-137.

His lab offers commercial food testing services at 

Adams is also the editor of and the creator of the Food Rising Grow System at 

Feb 19, 2016

Think the EPA, FDA and USDA are "scientific" organizations? Think again: They're actually front groups for ANTI-science corporate agendas. This triad of government regulators is now actively engaged in the ongoing censorship, suppression and falsification of scientific data in order to push toxic chemicals (pesticides, herbicides, pharmaceuticals) for profit.

The result is the mass poisoning of the people, the food supply and entire ecosystems. Thanks to the EPA, honeybee populations are collapsing across America. Thanks to the FDA, glyphosate has contaminated the food supply, causing a massive wave of cancer across the population. And thanks to the USDA, there's seemingly no limit to the millions of tons of toxic chemicals that can be sprayed onto food crops across the country, polluting soils, waterways and even oceans.

These three federal agencies -- EPA, FDA, USDA -- are all functioning as anti-science front groups, assisting powerful corporations in the mass poisoning of children across America. Yet, stunningly, they all have absolute legal immunity from their actions! They are chemical murderers with get-out-of-jail-free cards and seemingly unlimited taxpayer-funded budgets for pushing yet more anti-science propaganda and suppression of real science in the public interest.

Looking for REAL science? Only CITIZEN SCIENCE has the trust, honesty and ethics to report the truth. Check out my science lab at 


Feb 3, 2016

The Health Ranger is a fearless pioneer of clean food activism, using cutting edge tools of modern science (analytical instrumentation) to find out what's in our foods and publish that information freely to the public.

While the food giants and government regulators are trying to HIDE what's in your food, the Health Ranger is doing precisely the opposite, REVEALING what you're buying and eating so that you can make intelligent, informed choices that protect your health!

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Jan 26, 2016

The latest horror from science is being hailed by the science journal <i>Nature</i> as a breakthrough for brain research, but it involves genetically engineering baby monkeys to cripple them and make them cognitively stunted and "autistic."

"The laboratory monkeys run obsessively in circles, largely ignore their peers and grunt anxiously when stared at," writes David Cyranoski in a Nature article. It's all part of an effort to use genetic engineering to create "psychiatric disorders" in primates so that drug companies can reap billions in profits from the very same conditions caused by mercury in vaccines, toxic processed foods and herbicide chemicals used on genetically modified crops.

"If non-human primates prove to be a useful model for psychiatric disorders, China and other countries that are investing heavily in research on monkeys, such as Japan, could gain an edge in brain research," writes Cyranoski. This ability to genetically engineer cognitive deformed primates gives China and Japan "a clear advantage over the US," he concludes.

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Jan 14, 2016

Remember the Univ. of Florida's Monsanto douchebag named Kevin Folta? He recently got busted running a fake podcast personality (with a creepy altered voice) so that he could interview HIMSELF!

THe show was called the "Science Power Hour" and it featured Kevin Folta trying to trick the world into thinking he was being interviewed on it... but the host was just himself hiding behind a creepy altered voice! (OMG, quack GMO science just doesn't get any funnier than this...)

That's right: GMO shills are so pathetic and lonely that they can't even find anyone to interview them other than whored-out journalists in the corrupt mainstream media that no one reads anymore. So they're now forced to interview themselves and act like they're two different people.

So they turn to fake voices, fake names and staged, fake interviews... all in the name of SCIENCE, of course!

Can you say... Multiple Personality Disorder? It puts the LOTION in the BASKET!!

Jan 13, 2016

"Holistic thinking" is far more important than raw IQ. It turns out that many people who think they're intelligent -- including many doctors -- are only really good at MEMORIZING things.

But memorization can be achieved a billion times faster (and with better accuracy) by machines. The rise of intelligent machines makes memorization in humans obsolete.

But what machines can't do is engage in holistic thinking. That's something only conscious beings can achieve (humans, elephants, dolphins, primates, etc.).

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Jan 12, 2016

The "democratization of science" means science being conducted by individual citizens rather than being monopolized and controlled by corrupt governments and deceptive corporations.

With his forensic food lab, the Health Ranger is spearheading the field of citizen science, yet he also supports continued scientific advancements that would put analytical instruments into the hands of ordinary people, allowing them to effectively carry mobile labs in their pockets (or attached to their iPhones or Android devices).

As citizen science rises, food companies that continue to try to hide GMOs and toxic herbicides in their products will be exposed, shamed and economically punished. Companies that practice food transparency will be rewarded with increased market share and profits.

Campbell's has positioned itself ahead of this trend by announcing its support for mandatory GMO labeling nationwide.

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Dec 1, 2015

Global warming is a complete fraud. The satellite data purported to show a warming "trend" over the last hundred years has been fraudulently altered to show a warming trend where none exists.

What the data really show are an obvious cooling trend over the last hundred years. But because this cooling trend doesn't fit the globalist agenda of enslaving the population under a system of absolute behavioral control, the data had to be altered to fit the government narrative of global warming / climate change.

I used to casually believe the global warming narrative, but when I took a closer look at the data and motivations of those pushing the global warming agenda, it became obvious to me that global warming is a massive scientific hoax being perpetrated for political reasons.

Global warming science fraud


Nov 28, 2015

How we win the GMO wars and bankrupt Monsanto

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