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Jan 16, 2017

Caught on video:

Luke Kuhn: "All you gotta do is pull the pin, press the plunger, and the whole thing discharges."

Colin Dunn: "If you get it into the HVAC system it will get into the whole building."

Luke Kuhn: "The best possible location to get to it is the air intake grill of the entire HVAC."

Scott Green: "You wanna case the place?"

Colin Dunn: "I can do that."

When talking about finding ways to set off all the sprinklers in the building:

Colin Dunn: "There's usually a piece of like fusible metal or a piece of glass with liquid in it that will blow... I need to research and make sure that we can actually get them all triggered if we trigger one."

Colin Dunn: "And the added benefit, everybody is going to walk outside in the freezing cold."

Luke Kuhn: “Yeah, if you had…a pint of butyric acid, I don’t care how big the building is, its closing.”

Scott Green: “And this stuff is very efficient, it’s very very smelly, lasts a long time and a little goes a long way.”

Colin Dunn: “I’m trying to think through how to get all the sprinklers to go off at once. There’s usually a piece of like fusiable metal or a piece of glass with liquid in it that will blow.”

Luke Kuhn: “The message has to be, we do not recognize the city government either. If you try to close us down we will look for your house, we will burn it. We will physically fight the police if they try to steal one of our places. We will go to war and you will lose.”